H E R R A N D O M C R A P . B L O G S P O T . C O M ♥
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 @ 12:45 AM
------ IS ABSOLUTELY UNDENIABLY THE BIGGEST FUCKED UP FUCKER EVER.FUCKING FLYING FUCKS ALL AROUND THE WORLD GOES TO HIM.
for god's sake,
everyone had been up to their ass doing report for thurs's presentation.
and his fucking part is to do nine bloody fucking graphs for the report,
and he fucking fucked up the only brainless work that even my lil sis fucking barbie doll can do.
ugh ugh ugh ugh.
why am i complaining this?
cos i fucking cant incorporate his fugly shitty work in the report.
stupid stupid fucker.
still fucking dare to go mia.
see whether he has the balls to turn up this thurs
and act like a fuckking pompous idiotic fucked up bastard that he is. UGHHHHHH!
Friday, November 27, 2009 @ 9:11 PM
ill start on BD tomorrow, i promise.
no pangseh-ing, no more procrastination.
*pinky swear.
and if i ever breach this silly obligation of mine,
you are very welcome to err.. spam my FB?
HAHAHHA.
k bye.
@ 8:55 PM
this is the infamous mr jinx btw.
(click to enlarge)
Thursday, November 26, 2009 @ 10:54 PM
i prolly had narrated this silly tale to those im close to.call me paranoid.
but to me, it aint what they called coincidence whenever mr jinx is around.
for those who are in the dark,
ask me who's mr jinx when you see me around. HAHAHA.
okay the first incident was like two weeks ago, on a tuesday.
i still rmb it was a banking law tutorial.
so i switched on a laptop and out of nowhere, my dearest fujitsu hanged.
and lemme tell you, my fujitsu rarely hang okay!
easily switch off wireless adapter yes,
hanging on me definitely a rare occasion.
so me and susi jokingly said it may be a sign that someone might be coming to class.
and TA-DA! few minutes later out of the blue, he appeared at the door.
so yerr. tragedy number one.
then in midst of the lesson, susi got a lil chilly and thought she was running a temperature.
so yerr. THEN, after class, my eye had this weird sensation,
as in it was showing symptoms of swollen eyes.
and it really got swollen the next day and susi had fever the following day too.
so there you go. tragedy number two.
coincidence? yes no?
yeah, may blame on the weather.
so, the next tuesday,
again AFTER banking law tutorial,
yes the only class he honoured us with his unholy germ-atic presence,
my eyes got sore. thank god not swollen.
it was like red. thank god wasnt so bad for me to turn up for work.
coincidence? yes no?
prolly maybe huhh.
SO, last tuesday, yes the recent one.
he strangely turned up for tutorial again.
our suspicions? his undeniable fear for pansy, most probably.
my eyes turned an obvious shade of red by the time class ended.
and when i got home, i felt a teenybit dizzy so i popped some panadols before heading to bed.
and the next day, poor me fell sick. and poor me had work.
thank god it was till 12pm.
so besides sore eyes, i was plagued with flu and mild fever.
but i recovered by this morning.
yes the sore eyes too.
THEN, i saw him during itfd lect.
yes. he was staring directly at me. hoho.
so i told susi i gna rush down to the ladies for awhile to wash me contacts,
cos prevention is always better than cure.
THEN, somehow that *toot* went out with me,
and he gave me this smile that literally blinded me. T.T
so, too late, no amount of washing of contacts could help me.
i was experiencing loads of discomfort even after washing my contacts.
after bby sent me home,
i took a good look at myself and saw two bloodshot eyes staring at me back.
hoho, so it seems i gna have to celebrate hari raya haji with nerdy specs. ugh.
coincidence, or im totally allergic to him?
take your pick please.
and to you,
thanks alot mr jinx, jinx,
oh you fucking shingz.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 @ 10:46 PM
my sore eyes getting worse. T.T
must be that bugger.
its always him lor, please. ugh.
wanna know a cool shit?
just type http://www.googlegooglegooglegoogle.com/
awesome shit, i know.
please please, i hope my eye condition doesnt worsen.
i do not want to be working with my nerdy specs on tmr.
ugh ughhhhhh.
why oh why must he turn up for banking law today? T.T
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 10:33 PM
so it was mr caleb's wedding yesterday.
it was very very very pretty.
and the location was at st regis.
gonna make my muhd fauzi save up his money,
and we'll have a wedding at stregis abit similar like mr caleb's.
no void deck wedding. meaning no freecarpark for all of yous. -.-
heh heh. oohh, and the food's gna be all halal.
and no alcohol. *stares pointedly at drunk sissy and assman.
pictures. at. fb.
be more resourceful,
tag yourself.
Friday, November 20, 2009 @ 7:46 PM
fauzi's booking out soon,so better update blog before he nags like an old woman.
PFT. pot calling kettle black. PFTT!!!!
this week has been pretty good yet very very exhausting.
been working my ass off as usual.
but unfortunately for me, the novelty of working at jbp is slowly wearing off.
ZZZZ.
i cant stand standing the whole day doing absolutely nothing,
except for showing my nice teeth and politely greeting the guests.
that kind of work is practically encouraging me to be brain-dead. T.T
dont really have much tolerance for this kind of work.
tsk, fasterfaster shift me to ticketing pleaseeeeeee.
im working full day tmr,
lets see how the fuck im gg to survive.
it really gives me the creeps when my parents start talking abt religion. brrr.
ooohhh, today's work was awesomeee, once again.
worked with duwi and amron.
you have no freaking idea how much crap i brought home today. HAHAHA.
oh, downside= i had to woke up at 5am cos work's at 7 at payalebar. zzzz.
and when i reached, i was the first one. wth lah T.T
the worse part was that i had to stand all the way from cck to pylebar lah.
i really really hate those fucked up chinese uncles and aunties lah.
they're like fucking kiasu and thick-skinned and horribleeeee.
now, i dont give a fuck care abt anyone at all.
im going to just sit at the priority seat and ignore the responsibilities attached to it.
i cant wait to go shoppingggg.
cant wait for pay to come in.
the first thing i gna buy is a new bag.
i dnt understand why alot of ppl to share the same sentiments abt my bag T.T
i hope i still got loads of leftovers after minus-ing the fixed expenses.
ooohhh! i just had a haircut.
so goodbye out-of-shape and split ends hair,
hello weird ughly hair. T.T
gna console myself now.
kbyecbye.
Thursday, November 12, 2009 @ 10:14 PM
today's work is freaking awesomeeeeeeee!!!! (credits: Alicia Tan)way way way wayyy better than bird park,
that prolly put gustos in the leading position of my favourite jobs. huhu. :D
it was some loreal men product introductory thingie event.
ohhh oooohh!! i saw benedict goh!!!!
you know, the one hosted pyramid game like eons agooo??
yesss, he hosted that event.
he's really nice and totally does not look old at all!
ohh, he's somewhat like a health freak. hahah.
the whole event was kinda glam and glitzy event.
so hence, for the weird food.
and weirdly, i was working in a fully male environment today.
but it was super super funnnn lahh.
The organizers didnt order any drinks at all,
only a few weird appetizers.
hence, they had their own bartenders.
so practically no one consume the edibles provided.
so the bartenders were such a great help in providing their assistance to polish everything off,
including tomato with few shreds of mozarella. i know -.-
they are super nice lah,
they even let the bengs (read on) bring back bottle of sprite
even though they are not affliated with us in any way.
the guys working with me with gustos looked very beng.
but i tell you, they're super super super niceee!
now i know why little kids easily succumb into joining gangs. HAHAH.
okay, besides that they're insanely funny and lame,
they're really niceeee!
i.e. after work, they sent me to town
cos the location is really ulu and i could take a straight bus home.
so, we were on the busy road of orchard,
and the car was just dangerously weaving in and out of the road.
as we were nearing the busstop,
we saw 190 was just ahead of us.
so what they did was, they simply parked the car right in front of the bus,
refusing to budge till i was safely up the bus. HHAHAHAH.
omggzz,how sweet was that righttt!!
not going to rave anymore.
scared muhd fauzi gets jealous and then, emotional.
heh ehh, i miss you b, btw!
gonna have plenty plenty of rest.
gonna work my ass off again tmr @ sgh.
see you! (not as if you're invited or what lah)